Amusement, Then Sleep

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Willow_red in The Uncool Way to Stab

In this compelling rollercoaster, willow_red (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is an elite soldier with a pet squirrel. She needs to eliminate illyanarasputin (Denise Richards) before the vile ashfae (Jane Seymour) outwits her. Predictably, she makes her presence known at the haunted stronghold stealthily. Winner of two Academy Awards, including Best Plot Alternative.

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