I Should Be Doing Other Things
Dec. 6th, 2003 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
willow_redBut I'm not. Here's yet another stupid question meme.
1. Why are you doing this? Because I'm a sucker for stupid surveys like this. There, are you happy now?
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? What, didn't you see the episode where Balki got locked in my closet?
3. Do you love me? o/~ For 25 years, I've washed your clothes, cleaned your house... o/~ *Ahem*
4. Does catnip really make you high? Only if you're searching for it on a mountaintop
5. What is a sexy, sexy song? Garbage - Number One Crush
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Neither interest me.
7. How often do you post in your livejournal? Usually once or twice a week. More if I get motivated.
8. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
Let's be nice and go with people I don't know. After Monday, I think Ronald D. Moore would top the list.
9. Ever swallow a bug? Not that I'm aware of, but I have accidentally inhaled them before. Now that was fun...
10. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? No, but I'm pretty sure the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or false? True, but that's because the drive toward inequity in inherent in human nature.
12. Best Beastie Boys song? At this moment, "Intergalactic"
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Deer, but having wild animals as pets is a sketchy choice at best.
14. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? No, I like driving too much.
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food? I despise fast food in the traditional sense.
16. Do you like pina coladas? Not terribly fond of them, but getting caught in the rain can be fun.
17. Do you like peas? Sure.
18. Whatever happened to Master P? He got potty trained?
19. Whatever happened to all the Lils? They got Bigs?
20. Do you have a driver's license? If not, why, you lazy mooching SOB? (Disregard that last part if you're just too young to drive); Um, yeah.
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? No, but I have called other drivers on the road similar terms.
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? Put it in a survey so someone else will tell you.
23. Didn't Not Another Teen Movie suck? Actually, it was surprisingly funny. I recommend it to all fans of 80s (and 90s to a lesser extent) teen movies.
24. Ever read any Nietzsche? Hmm, probably should. *Adds to gargantuan reading list*
25. Do you like waterslides? Never been on one.
26. Do you like tacos? Burritos are better.
27. Do you like your food spicy? No.
28. Spicy meatballs? *shrug*
29. Do you like porn? Sometimes.
30. Is God in the TV? Ack! Let Him out! *smashes TV*
31. Have you ever made your own porn? *involuntary shudder* Not just no, but hell no!
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater? If I did, I'd just pull this thread as you walk away and watch it unravel.
33. Are you gangsta? No, but I play one on TV.
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie? I refuse to on general principle, though oddly enough, I won a copy at After Prom back in high school.
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles? John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. No, I don't know who the 5th Beatle was.
36. Are you more into having sex, or making love? I can't even get a hug most of the time, and you ask me this?
37. Ever written a thesis? Not yet, but I bet I will someday.
38. What did you eat for lunch today? I haven't eaten anything yet today.
39. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas at the convenience store? See, that's why you get dressed before going outside. Concept!
40. Is vomiting fun? If you think so, it's time to get help -- now. I once puked so much I almost went into shock. Any appeal it might have had is gone.
1. Why are you doing this? Because I'm a sucker for stupid surveys like this. There, are you happy now?
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? What, didn't you see the episode where Balki got locked in my closet?
3. Do you love me? o/~ For 25 years, I've washed your clothes, cleaned your house... o/~ *Ahem*
4. Does catnip really make you high? Only if you're searching for it on a mountaintop
5. What is a sexy, sexy song? Garbage - Number One Crush
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Neither interest me.
7. How often do you post in your livejournal? Usually once or twice a week. More if I get motivated.
8. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
Let's be nice and go with people I don't know. After Monday, I think Ronald D. Moore would top the list.
9. Ever swallow a bug? Not that I'm aware of, but I have accidentally inhaled them before. Now that was fun...
10. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? No, but I'm pretty sure the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or false? True, but that's because the drive toward inequity in inherent in human nature.
12. Best Beastie Boys song? At this moment, "Intergalactic"
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Deer, but having wild animals as pets is a sketchy choice at best.
14. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? No, I like driving too much.
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food? I despise fast food in the traditional sense.
16. Do you like pina coladas? Not terribly fond of them, but getting caught in the rain can be fun.
17. Do you like peas? Sure.
18. Whatever happened to Master P? He got potty trained?
19. Whatever happened to all the Lils? They got Bigs?
20. Do you have a driver's license? If not, why, you lazy mooching SOB? (Disregard that last part if you're just too young to drive); Um, yeah.
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? No, but I have called other drivers on the road similar terms.
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? Put it in a survey so someone else will tell you.
23. Didn't Not Another Teen Movie suck? Actually, it was surprisingly funny. I recommend it to all fans of 80s (and 90s to a lesser extent) teen movies.
24. Ever read any Nietzsche? Hmm, probably should. *Adds to gargantuan reading list*
25. Do you like waterslides? Never been on one.
26. Do you like tacos? Burritos are better.
27. Do you like your food spicy? No.
28. Spicy meatballs? *shrug*
29. Do you like porn? Sometimes.
30. Is God in the TV? Ack! Let Him out! *smashes TV*
31. Have you ever made your own porn? *involuntary shudder* Not just no, but hell no!
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater? If I did, I'd just pull this thread as you walk away and watch it unravel.
33. Are you gangsta? No, but I play one on TV.
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie? I refuse to on general principle, though oddly enough, I won a copy at After Prom back in high school.
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles? John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. No, I don't know who the 5th Beatle was.
36. Are you more into having sex, or making love? I can't even get a hug most of the time, and you ask me this?
37. Ever written a thesis? Not yet, but I bet I will someday.
38. What did you eat for lunch today? I haven't eaten anything yet today.
39. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas at the convenience store? See, that's why you get dressed before going outside. Concept!
40. Is vomiting fun? If you think so, it's time to get help -- now. I once puked so much I almost went into shock. Any appeal it might have had is gone.
