I Swear It Was Random...

[willow_red]

Really, this was the first one that popped up:

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Teach my dog to fly. Get your resolution here

Comments

heh

[illyanarasputin.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you would have named him Akio instead of Akito?

-illyana

[schizoscribe.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that.

Yours is a lot better than mine, "Become a slut." (I decided not to post it on my journal.)